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When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye
I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.
When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.
“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”
doing the horizontal mambo sideways
it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican
A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator
Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!
The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.
What do you mean, you need a toilet now? you should have gone earlier, you lazy shitter!!
The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.
2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."