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So you're doing this chick and her sister with your buddy, and the brunette is fellating you silly. You arrange the ensamble so that your buddy is hitting the fake blond from the back. Then you and your buddy prop your hands against each other with your arms extended out, making a lean-to over the skanky-panky sisters. The girls are leaned over each other, thus "lazy."
Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you, Tyler, your sister and Lazy H next to each other.
So after I leaned a Lazy H with Tyler and these two Jewish sisters, I woke up with no hair on my balls.
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When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye
I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.
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doing the horizontal mambo sideways
it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican
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When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.
“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”
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The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.
"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."
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A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator
Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!
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The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.
2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."
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