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Any man whose erect penis bends slightly to the left belongs to the Left curve gang. Usually women prefer left curved members.
Her: " Is your dick straight?"
Him: " Of course babe, what else?"
Her: " Shame because I prefer LEFT CURVE GANG!"
Im part of the left curve gang
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Sarcastic phrase; used with the directionally challenged to make them aware of their error.
Doctor: "Raise your left hand."
Drectionally Challenged Guy: (raises right hand)
Doctor: "No, your other left."
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a rare breed of savage who is ambidextrous (or slightly better with their nondominant hand) on the beer pong court and specializes in hitting the last cup creating a nothing, but beer sound.
Kid: "How'd you do tonight?"
Sav: "Right or Left handed?"
Kid: "Motherfucker, I forgot you were Left Cup Lance."
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To swing a combination of 3 punches, alternating from your left hand to your right, scoring a KO with the third.
John: Danny was being a cheeky cunt last night.
Mark: Oh yeah I heard, didn't you end up knocking him out?
John: Yeah, gave him the left right goodnight.
Mark: Solid cunt.
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Meaning that a person popped off in a good way. They killed it. Almost as if they took all the talent and skills and did not leave enough in the world for everyone else.
Person A- *sings amazingly and surprises everyone with their amazing skills*
Person B- “Holy shit, she ate and left no crumbs for the rest of us!”
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The irrational fear of being left on open on snapchat.
I am scared that they will leave me on open because I have left-on-open-ophobia.
an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.
friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."