lemon wedge

(noun) A slang term for a homosexual man.

"That guy is definitely a lemon wedge"

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Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

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puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

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lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

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Flaming Lemon

Shortly before intercourse a man will use his penis as a lemon juicer causing an intense burning sensation

Jim and Mary had a flaming lemon last night

Lemon god

This kid who flaunts expensive shit in your face to show he’s higher than you

Has a large following for cairns 😂
People clout chase him but he clout chases people 🤔

Did you see that gay lemon god guy at the party

Name someone with more clout than lemon god