llama plunker

A woman who enjoys giving head to a man on the toilet taking a dump. See plunker or blumpkin.

"Did that llama plunker really do that last night?"

"My girlfriend is now officially a 'llama plunker'."

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

Lodge Llama

People at a ski resort that can't take the slighty cold weather and end up sitting in the ski lodge for most of the day and wasting the day

Matt: It's a little cold out today but it's not terrible.
Keith: Yeah but you know there is certainly gonna be a lot of lodge llamas today anyways.

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

Me too bro UGH

I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands

23👍 6👎

como te llamas

name in spanish

como te llamas

what’s your name

Battle Llama

A docile puppy dressed up in costume to frighten toddlers on Halloween

I put a gimp mask on my little bitch Goldilocks. Now the children are frightened of her. She is such a Battle Llama

llama's chin

deez nutz

rcmx's nuts are on llama's chin