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When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.
Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.
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Stevenage.
As noone seems to know where this small town is, when ever asked where you are from, the answer given for someone from Stevenage is likely to be, 30 miles off London.
"Where are you from?"
"30 miles off London... noone knows Stevenage."
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When a male and female are participating in sexual activities and performing the Stand and Carry (man stands while he holds the women up and carries here). The female loses grasp of the male or he lets go of her accidentally, his penis is still lodged in her vagina as she falls to the floor. The erect penis is hard and with all of the women's weight going down, the only thing the penis can do is snap. Thus, resembling London Bridge Falling Down.
Bridget- " I'm losing my grasp"
Tim- " SHIT!"
CRACK!!!!
Tim- "AHHHHHHH!!"
Bridget- "Ah shit man, your cock is snapped in half"
Tim-"YA AND IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH!!!!!, AHHH!"
Bridget- " Hey there's good news, it looks like London Bridge Is Falling Down"
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This popular rap saying refers to London Tipton (from Suite Life of Zach & Cody). This originated from London’s wealth- shared by a majority of rappers. Used by 21 savage, Gucci mane, and drake, amongst others.
We got London on the Track
Drop top, wop
If Young Metro don't trust you, I'm gon' shoot you
- from Gucci Mane’s both eyes closed
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When a man from English descent stands 10 metres above another man and falls onto him. Sticking his penis into the man's arsehole. The impact is so great that the man's shit is shoved back inside him, back through his intestines and up to his brain. You could say London bridge had fallen if you'er mom gay
London bridge has fallen when Cameron leaped off the 10m platform onto me.
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Block Oli London 2nd March
Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian
National ' block Oli London day'
National ' block Oli London day' is a day on March 2nd where we block Oli London on all social medias, 'why 'you may ask, well let me tell you. Oli London is a 31 year old British man, that thinks he's half korean and can speak fluent Korean and Japanese , even though he clearly isn't. He also thinks he's married to bts Park Jimin. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He's Ex best friend also exposed him with a voice message, where he says that the only he's posting about BLM, is because he wants to be relevant, so he's literally saying that he is doing it so people won't stop talking about him. There was also a muslim women who tweeted about him, saying that he's a tool. He then got very offended by that comment and said " The only tool is you.....a symbol of oppression and brainwashing". The Women than said that he was the only one getting brainwashed. He Then replied with "Sweetie i'm not the one wearing a Burqa, a symbol of oppression and Brainwashing!" I hope that this'll make you consider blocking Oli on all socials, and actually cancel him.