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CODA-co-dependent + MILF Mom I'd like to fuck -
Bring them together and you have the perfect angel of a girl, she has the warm maternal instincts of a woman willing to take care of her man when he is in need, give her man all the love and attention he could possibly want without smothering him in anything but her HOT tight self - the kind of woman on your arm that other men want to steal but won't be able to because she only has eyes for her man - who she thinks can take on the world with one hand tied behind his back...
The hot woman you are dating who your friends say is a cougar but isn't because cougars are predators and she is a kitten....so you educate them and say - this here is my coda-milf - she is happiest making me happy you noob - don't hate - congratulate!
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Fourty-something who likes “it” coming and going. Think about it.
We all had a great time with Bill’s mom after practice. We spitroasted milf all night
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A woman that is between 50-60 and there body is starting to look like cottage cheese, but they still try to be a Milf
Guy one: So we have been in this club all night and you have not tried to talk to one girl. You have to get over the break up.
Guy two: Well I didn't know you were going to bring me to old people night at the club.
Guy one: There are some nice milf's in here tonight.
Guy two: They are more like Spoiled Milf.
4👍 1👎
The result of sucking on a milf's breats after she has had a baby. Similar to the Milk Mustache but much classier.
Got milf?
"Wow that was some great sex, can you pass me a towel I need to wipe off my milf mustache"
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a joke that only Milf would tell, really bad humour
oh my god, she's ripped her underwear
aww, she's a bit behind!
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A duo of milfs, Two milfs that are good friends.
My girl and her friend are a real milf duo.
9👍 4👎