A person who keeps getting pussy within a blink of an eye
Girl: That guy is a total puss machine
A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.
My man Brandon is a beef machine.
The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.
Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.
"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'
When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).
The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...
A fictional company from a alternate history analog horror series called Monument Mythos also he reminds me of that annoying corn from inanimate insanity called Steve Cobs
Maize Machines is a name for a fictional company from a series called Monument Mythos
A man or women who is extremely great at sex. If you know a ‘sex machine’ you are a very lucky person and you should definitely shag them!
Omg Fred is such a sex machine!?