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Mississippi Magnet Fishing

When the recipient inserts a magnet into a rear orifice then a person with a prince albert piercing proceeds to fish for the magnet with their piercing

Girl 1: How are you and your boyfriend doing?

Girl 2: Feeling a little off today, my boyfriend failed going Mississippi Magnet Fishing.

by hammerlol August 19, 2024


mattress-magnetism

A strong/intense EMF-field that emanates from your bed-springs; said powerful field creates a debilitating "pull" on the iron in your blood and thus makes it very hard for you to get out of bed, especially on those occasions when it is absolutely necessary for you to do so, such as when it's time to get ready for work, you "need to pee real bad", the telephone or doorbell rings, someone else in the household (child, pet, elderly house-guest, etc.) urgently requires your assistance, etc.

I am firmly convinced dat there is a great conspiracy among Sealy, Serta, and da other major mattress-manufacturers to intentionally create mattresses that mess with your body and cause you to feel groggy and heavy when trying to lift your head up off da pillow. Perhaps they specifically design their mattresses' coil-springs to act like magnetic coils that harness the earth's magnetic field and then create a strong magnetic pull on your iron-rich blood, this "mattress-magnetism" is why it's often such a gargantuan struggle to raise yerself off da sheets.

by QuacksO January 31, 2019


Magnetic Flux

This is apparently a term that is used to refer to the molecular makeup of the soul.

R: The soul is made of magnetic flux
A: What..

by formeireallylikecone April 1, 2023


maggot magnet

A person with a wide and gaping wound or Corpse/Zombie

The zombies from The Walking Dead after a few days was maggot magnets because of their Rotting Flesh

by EmJayee September 30, 2017


Booboo magnets

Shoes that easily pick up doodoo/poop/dookie/shit

Damn bruh you got booboo magnets on, tracking all that shit in the house

by DumPsTeRkiDD May 3, 2021


mandem magnet

attracting men “mandem”the same way magnets attract things xxx

omgs you have so much hoes u mandem magnet xxx

by moneyiseverywhere May 26, 2022


Minor magnet

An adult who tends to date and attract people under the age of 18

Did you hear how old his girlfriend is? He sure is a minor magnet

by skenny08 December 17, 2023