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Management shark. A middle management person that will do anything necessary to support the corporation and their own interests. A management shark.
Management shark. will do anything to advance/ promote their own managerial career, a management shark.
doddleoddle's aka dodie lower case d manager
he lets us do top draw journalism based on his twitter and also he once danced with a troll wig on!
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"see you in court manager josh"
Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!
1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”
2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”
When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.
With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
Etymology
The phrase has the same initials as the name given to a type of neural network.
Noun
low level manager (𝘱𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 low level managers)
1. (𝘦𝘶𝘱𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦, 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘢𝘭) LLM, large language model (type of neural network)
Project researchers concluded that certain low level managers account for brain activity during comprehension of natural texts.
Customers at nightclubs who assume this position have free reign to redesign the club to their liking and also all the bouncers must follow their orders.
Dom appointed himself the manager of ideas at the velvet dog and thus the bouncer did not kick him out of the club when he put a plant in the toilet bowel.
Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.
I'm a design management student.