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person 1: helo i am getting niv and carson tomorrow
person 2: bro thats crazy pants bro marriage crazy niv carson!
A relationship where one person is always right and the other person is the husband.
Wife: The best thing about marriage is my husband always apologizes after every fight we have
Friend : even if you were wrong?
Wife: well he knows I’m NEVER wrong.
The adoption of a man that is too old to be adopted. To avoid confusion, the parents is called wife, while the adopted man will be referred to as husband.
May occasionally result in sex.
My marriage is great, I did not wear mismatched socks in years!
The culmination of life and love. Raised right, distance overcome. Unconditional even when tough and strong when faced with our world today. Gleaming oneness in a world so intent on separation.
Look at those guys. With the world how it is today, it is great to see people who are going to have a beautiful marriage.
An excuse to not have intimacy with anyone
Damn marriage, why can't we all have sexual freedom?
A marriage that is performed on impulse by one or both of the married couple. The couple may barely know each other or have just met and have decided to get married on the whim. A marriage based upon the satisfaction of the moment, just like Sigmund Freud's theory of the id.
Also, an impulsive marriage that is based on what are considered to be odd reasons to get married (i.e. spur of the moment, love at first sight, etc)
"She was dating this guy for one week, and now this wedding is going to be Id's marriage!"