zombie mask

Noun.

While having sex doggie style, the male spits on the female partner's back, causing her to erroneously believe he came; then, when she rolls over, he ejaculates on her face, creating a "zombie mask" of cum.

Syn. houdini

Jen was pretty trashed after the party, so she had no clue I was about to give her a zombie mask whilst we were fucking.

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Mud Mask

When a person shits in a womens vagina and then eats her out.

Last night I gave her a Mud Mask and my face still smells like shit.

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Zoro mask

When a male dips his ball sack in melted chocolate and then places it over a person's eye's(usually a girl). After all this has taken place, it will look like Zoro's mask that he has in the movies.

Man dude, I really want to give that girl a Zoro mask.

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bandito mask

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

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Coon mask

When a man dips his balls in chocolate sauce, then teabags his partner

I gave Jenny a coon mask last night

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Purge Mask

Someone who has eliminated and distorted their facial features through the use of plastic surgery to the point that they now resemble the masks often worn in The Purge horror film series. Most often occurs in those using plastic surgery as a display of opulence or wealth.

Lacey wanted to prove she had more money than everyone else so she got her face done but now she's a Purge Mask.

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mask burning

Apparently, this is a thing believe it or not. It happened recently in Idaho where a bunch of entitled Karens and their children gathered around the capitol state grounds and lit a bunch of face masks on fire.

Angry parents and children: STOP THE QUARANTINE, WE WANT OUR FREEDOMS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Angry parents and children: WE WILL RESORT TO MASK BURNING IF WE DON'T GET WHAT WE WANT!!!!!

Literally everyone else: lol

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