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a broken natty ice bottle that you use to gut people with.
i will gut you with a mexican machete
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When you are fucking a girl doggystyle and you shove 2 maracas in her ass then you donkey punch her so she shakes the maracas like a rattle snake
after dinner nick gave chads girlfriend a mexican rattlesnake while chad was sleeping
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a mexican ginger is a rare species of ginger found in the mexican population, they are often found in mexican trenches and are invlolved in hecartel. Their diet consists of bacon and tacos, and they are considered to be the ancient master race of the mexicans. All mexicans bow down to and worship these beings for they are their saviour.
Man 1: "Im going to church next week, to pray for forgiveness from the Mexican Ginger gods"
Man 2: "Ok man, see ya, I'm going to worship my statue of the my Mexican Ginger"
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is a unique sexually transmitted infection (STI). This type of herpes can only be contracted through a female donkey show performer whom has herpes.
Dude! Jayme contracted Mexican herpes after he fucked that donkey show performer.
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The act of taking a poo across someones eyes when they are passed out so when they wake up they try to get whatever it is off their eyes and just smear it everywhere so they cant see.
Me and Cody got so fucked last night, and when we woke up we had mexican blindfolds on.
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someone who has picked up the lingual as well as customs of a real mexican.
Kyle is so Mexican washed.
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The act of sticking two fingers in a woman's vagina while your friend double-fists the ass. Hence there are two in the front, 10 in the back.
wanna give bridget a mexican minivan with me?
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