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Some asshole that steals your bagel
Michael is asshole that steals your bagel
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Usually an ass hole who is manipulative and will use you and steal from you and lie about it even when all evidence says otherwise. Smooth talker and pathological liar.
I couldn't believe he was pulling a Michael on me the whole time we were together.
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Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.
Michael how's your gay threesome life going
Wow, your forehead is a Michael
Michael I'm never coming in bed with you ever again
Nah mate, that pitching wedge is not good
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A bitch who likes to draw attention to himself by swearing and should be put in the drunk tank for the rest of his life.
You are a bitch, Michael . Go to the drunk tank.and stop smoking weed and sucking cocks.
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fur: michael is my massage man
ellz: hold up lemme have a word with him
*michael runs into a forest*
Fur: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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michael is a tall ass tree who has a broken sense of humor and is big brain
"michael jackson go hehee"
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A half asian half white kid runs stop signs and laughs at the word barbeque sauce, and gets saved by the coolest person in the world from a severe car crash.
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