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The amount of distance that is tolerable to mention Boku no Pico from me or any sane person on this fricking planet
Person 1: I watch boku no pico
Me: do not mention that within ten nautical miles of me
When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count
Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '
Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.
It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.
Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"
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A girl who looks good from a distance, but is fugly up close.
I was cruising by the club, but I kept going because they were all 5 mile babes. Man, that sucked.
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thc rich resin that accumulates on the inside of a pipe, bong or other peripheral used for smoking marijuana which can be collected (or "redeemed") in more substantial amounts as time passes.
Jeff's dealer wasn't picking up the phone so he decided to smash his pipe and redeem his frequent flyer miles.
And away he went.
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unit for measuring gas mileage for a hummer
My H7 gets 3 gallons per mile.
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Slang term for a guy/girl who likes fat chicks/dudes.
Modified from the term Mile High Club, which is a ficticious club that requires a member to have sex during a flight that will be traveling a mile or more above the ground, the Mile Wide Club is a ficticious group whos members have had sex with so many large people, that when you add the widths of their asses together, it equals a mile or more.
Eric: Man, if Ben bangs that cow, Lois, I bet he can get into the Mile Wide club ... her ass has to be at least 30 inches across !
Jeff: You aren't kidding, dude ... he goes for the big'uns !
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