Because Minecraft

The only excuse that is always valid.

"Steven, why isn't your homework done?"
"Because Minecraft."
"Oh, okay."

"Why are you so obsessed with Minecraft?"
"Because Minecraft."
"But Why?"
"Because Minecraft."

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Minecraft rapper

A professional rapper that raps lyrics about the game Minecraft.

Have you seen Eminem's latest minecraft rap videoclip? He is a really good Minecraft rapper!

Minecraft Stick

The minecraft stick is an item inspired by the stick. The minecraft stick can be used to craft items in the game of minecraft.

"I will punch you with a minecraft stick"
"You craft a sword with a minecraft stick and two minecraft wooden blocks"

Minecraft Equation

An equation that scientifically proves the location of specific materials in the game of "Minecraft"

Sponge: According to the Minecraft equation, Where there is Lapis, there is Diamonds
Kyle: You're a Fucking retard

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless (based on the Latin phrase damno quod non intelligo, i.e. subjective to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, or lack thereof, of playing Minecraft, I mean actually physically playing the game, is subjectively meaningless (Adam goes off to help his dad)

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dirty minecraft

The act of painting your penis green with the pattern of a creeper, attaching c-4 to the bottom of your penis and detonating it in side a female's vagina. Causes great grief.

"Did you hear lucas totally dirty minecrafted evan's butthole last night!"

"yeah it was totally griefed!"

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minecraft faggot

A 9 year old prick who plays competitive minecraft PVP and watches cringy minecraft youtubers and says KYS to everyone critizising him

Oh no, it's that cringy minecraft faggot

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