Minge Mange

Infected cunt mostly found in Essex

Don't go near her, she's got the minge mange.
I saw your mum down the clinic she's got the minge mange.

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Minge Gut

When your stomach is so slack that it joins up with your minge. This is usually seem in the obese, after child birth and in the majority of women over 45.

Look at the minge gut on that!

Can you see my minge gut in this?

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Ming Hawk

Minging skank hawk , spunk bucket , gantter

Yer maw on a gid day

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Minge-face

Harry White

Harry is a minge-face

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Suave Minge

Expression evoking smooth operation, smooth talking, and generally smooth behaviour. An individual considered a "suave minge" can proclaim themselves a "smooth operator". The "minge" suffix is used as an extension of the term, resulting in such an individual as ranking higher in terms of suaveness than somebody who is merely "suave". Can also be used to refer to ideas and concepts that are classed as suaver than suave.

"I'm off to get a pizza, get myself a mighty meaty extra large!"

"Man, that is so suave minge!"

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bits are minging

Sweaty or itchy testicles. (Originates from Ireland.)

After dancing all night at the club my bits are minging.

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minge doctor

A geinocologist (or however its spelt)

Jons mum:ooh i got an awful rash off that random guy
Davids mum: ooh really?
Jons mum: yeh ive got an appointment with the minge doctor

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