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That act of putting an Arby's spicy chicken sandwich in your girls ass, then eating it.
"I did the Spicy Chicken Mix on my girl last night, but she pushed too hard. That's why I have pink eye."
a mixture of races combining to produce offspring
justin pulled a mixed bag
marcus would like to pull a mixed bag
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When you accidentally fuck the dog and beat the wife, instead of the other way around
"Good morning Ted! What's wrong?"
"I accidentally had a classic mix up this morning"
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a hot steamy shit after eating hot sause, nuts, grapes, and a couple dingleberries. After done shitting you scoop the poop out with a net and feeding it throught the cameltoe with a granola bar.
" That far hairy pussy was just asking for some rusty trail mix"
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A ghetto version of Chex Mix. Step 1. Take a 1 gallon ziplock baggie and proceed to fill 3/4 of the bag with different strains of the most chronic marijuana you can find. Step 2. Now take out those pill bottles. The last 1/4 of the baggie should be filled with an assortment of the following: Vicodin, Lortab, Percocet, Oxycontin, Xanax, Valium, Klonopin, Ambien, Opana, and Adderall. Step 3. Take an 8-ball of some pure Colombian cocaine and sprinkle on top. Step 4. Shake well and enjoy.
Yo what it is! Bust out that Chron Mix yo and let us fuck!!!!
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Receiving messages through Facebook or Twitter from your current love interested who seems interested, to then receiving either no messages or blunt messages with no feeling or personality and alternating between the two. (Spin on phrase Direct Messages or 'DMs'
Boy 1: 'Yo, you been talking to Shanice lately?'
Boy 2: 'Yeah man but she's sending me Direct Mixed Messages again'
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