The act of stroking one’s penis
Dude she’s so hot I want her to goof my moo!
The act of jerking off while taking a shit on the toilet.
Hold on guys! I need to go goof my moo!
A nice complement when u find someone hot/fine
The term (moo moo head) is someone who’s a bit distant at times (just like a cow) but are very cute too look at.
Wife: you forgot my birthday again!
Husband: sorry ...birthday sex ?
Wife: oh you moo moo head. I don’t want dick tonight ...feed my pussy right .
a cute dog named tabitha who goes by the nick name tabby. some people may know her by ‘moosie moo’. she lives a peaceful life and likes to sleep and eat and play. she is small and has a heart spot located on her back. she is loved by many.
omg who’s that cute dog that just ran by?
that’s tabby! she goes by the name moosie moo sometimes.
Everything about this is the same as regular molestation except a fat women’s getting molested so nobody cares
Person #1- “Oh my god! that women’s getting moo-lested”
Crowd of bystanders- “*crickets and silence sounds”
Person #2- “nobody cares about moo-lestation”