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When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.
"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."
The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.
Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him
The best fucking drink you will ever have consisting of Doctor Pepper and Captain Morgan
"Hey dude, did you see that chick that was drinking a Dr. Morgan?
"Yeah man! I didn't wanna bone her til I saw her drinking a Dr. Morgan!"
a ipod that you would think that has white music but really has ghetto black music.
*hey jenny can i c ur ipod
*sure
*what the hell eazy-e, dr.dre, N.W.A wow
*what?
* u got a morgan ipod
A town in northeast colorado which welcomes diversity. The top employers here are a beef factory and a sugar beat factory which unfortunately create a very noticeable odor and possibly hazardous air polution. However, without them the town would cease to exist
Fort morgan is that smelly town in morgan county.
Someone who is part human, part giraffe, and likes blue haired girls.
Your neck is so long! Your such a Jake Morgan!
the hottest man to ever walk the planet. oh also a bonus he makes fire music
"you hear Morgan Wallen's new song? ugh I'm so in love with him."