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A human egg who doesn't properly teach so depends on a website to help her students learn when they don't learn anything, doesn't have a legit degree
Person 1: Did you learn anything in Mrs. Jegge class?
Person 2: Nah man, her class is so bad, and she can't teach shit so she uses a website to teach us
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pr.n. A title given to a fencing referee who exhibits the following characterstics in the best manner among his contemporaries:
A. total impartiality bordering on apathy
B. void of expression and emotion
C. mechanical adherence to published Referee Hand Signal
D. obsessive devotion to pursuit of refereeing
E. current international record holder of the most number of days in a year spent refereeing
The title is unofficially handed down by a representative of the FOC upon positive identification of the ideal candidate in each generation. This gesture is a tribute to Styx and one of its songs' relevance to legitimization of modern fencing referees.
When you can achieve 90-degrees elbow like Mr Roboto, you know you are ready for the next level.
Domo arigato, Mr Roboto...
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A true visionary who sees talent even in the most talentless of people and then uses their mass appeal to destroy hip-hop through mass commercialism and markets a genre, once feared by the government, to middle school girls.
Basically a greedy puppet master who hates the hip-hop culture but has the full version of FL Studio so somehow that makes him a super producer.
Name a few terrible rappers, and odds are Mr. Collipark is behind them.
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The God of stopping what you're doing, listening, knowing where the door is, hitting yourself on the way out, getting lateslips when you want to go to the washroom, saying the answer is "no." and kay'ing.
Boy: "Excuse me, Mr. Schiller?
Mr. Schiller: "Just stop what you're doing, and listen."
Boy: "I'm not doing anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "There's the door, don't hit yourself on the way out..."
Boy: "But I didn't do anythin-"
Mr. Schiller: "Get a late slip.."
Boy: "Erm... wha-?"
Mr. Schiller: "I wouldn't say the answer is no, but no."
Boy: "This is ridiculous."
Mr. Schiller: "Kay."
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A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.
Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.
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Mr Bean is the ultimate comedian. Silly, hilarious and pretty much silent he never fails to make people scream with laughter.
person1: Woah! Look it's Mr Bean!
person 2: Wait I see a turkey
person 1: Well yeah! the turkey is on Mr Bean's head!
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The most awesome man ever. He pitied da foo and liked to bust foo's haids.
Foo: Hey.
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba-jabba, foo, fo' I bust yo haid!
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