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Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.
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Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.
Kasia's bush is a muff buster. Kasia's rug muff busted in Justin's face.
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An open handed slap to the vagina.
She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!
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The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
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A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.
Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.
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Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.
Eww hes a jizzer muff.
Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.
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(n.) Similar to Spanish moss. A maggot muff can be the result of many things, such as cuntosis, a buildup of smelly sludge in the vaginal area.
See also Vulveeta
He would've normally asked her out to eat had it not been for the rancid odor of her maggot muff.
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