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Finger, suck, eat, etc. a girl until she is begging for it. Then rub your stiffy round her golden valley until she screams at you to give her a banging. Right when her frustration is at its highest level, stop and finish with a DIY(do it yourself) handjob. Then leave the room without saying a word. Not to be tried if you want to shack up with the selfish bitch again.
So I thought I would try the muff teaser tonight on that ungrateful bitch Michelle.
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Of, or pertaining to a muff that is so ridiculously large it busts in your face as you try to go down.
Kasia's bush is a muff buster. Kasia's rug muff busted in Justin's face.
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An open handed slap to the vagina.
She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!
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When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.
Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?
Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.
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A person, usually male, who fools women into believing that they will have sexual intercourse. The opposite of a cock tease.
Jill: He gets me all riled up and then says he has to go study. What a muff mock.
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The act of farting whist spooning (girl on outside).
Matt: (rip)
Rachel: Did you just hit me with a muff ruffle?
Matt: Yay Tacos!
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Jizzer Muff is when you jizz in your muff. Meaning you cum in your pubic hair. Also what Felipe eats for dinner.
Eww hes a jizzer muff.
Aww look what Felipes eatin its a jizzer muff.
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