The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.
That womanโs mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.
a polite way of saying huge idiot
Hey stop being a dolt muffin, you're going to get your self banned
Someone who strongly bothers others. A rat muffin is usually very obese and is always in someone else's face.
Oh that rat muffin is so annoying!
The smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. If you experience the ass muffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! He UnleasHED a nasty ass muffin smell!
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a child that has surpassed the classification of brat and gone in to the realm of douche.
A smaller version of a douche bag
Johnny was being a little douche muffin on the playground today and wouldn't listen to his nanny.
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The hair growing down the inner thighs from a woman's pubic area, due to lack of grooming. A twist on a style of particularly bushy side burns called "mutton chops".
Before I wear my swimsuit, I need to shave off my Muffin chops.
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