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Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.
Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.
Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
Check out that cheeseboi he a real Mustard Man!
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
"Could I have 5 hamburgers plain, mustard only...heavy on the mustard." -I am the mustard whale
When you jerk off but piss before cumming
I was so drunk I couldn’t cum so to make her feel better I jerk mustard on her
Bucking the mustard is basically having diarrhea so bad it's squirting yellow from your rectum like someone's squeezing a bottle of mustard and it farts towards the end. Generally followed by the sound of someone scrubbing the shit splatters off the side of the bowl.
Man, I was up all night bucking the mustard.
Jill: Yeah don't bother coming to work, I don't want what you have.
man: I will call tomorrow and let you know if I am feeling better.
Jill: Okay
The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.