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Salty Ninja

when a male hides in a closet and starts whackin' it. then when someone enters the room, the male knocks on the closet door to draw attention to his pressence. when the door is opened, the dude blows his load in the other persons face and darts of into the shadows

gina hates it when i give her the salty ninja, but she hates it even more when i give her the salty pirate

by reorith September 11, 2006

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Sex with ninjas

1. When you're not sure something really happened, but if it did it was awesome. 2. Something that is completely awesome.

This pizza looks like sex with ninjas. or Did that drunk chick just give me a bj for real or was that a daydream? That's like sex with ninjas!

by Brodi The Destroyer of Worlds July 10, 2010

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ninja attack

Something you'll never survive.

Ninja: "SHORYUKEN!"

Bystander: AAH! Ninja attack!

And then everyone dies.

by TZScribblez December 3, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja-esque

Having ninja-like appearance or abilities.

Leonardo: Are those guys... ninjas?
Michelangelo: "Well... they're certainly ninja-esque"

by Steakface October 31, 2009

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Loot Ninja

This term generally applies to MMORPG's, and is used to describe someone who will join a party for the sole purpose of taking every single item of any value whatsoever, regardless of who killed the target and is the rightful owner of the items. A loot ninja will most often seem like a normal player, except when time comes to play the number roll game for a rare, they will roll, and then exploit a bug or a glitch in which they take the loot, regardless of what they rolled. Often hated by other players, and even more so by others of their kind. Sometimes referred to as a Loot Whore, or a n00b. Most people consider loot ninja'ing and those who do it to be committing a high crime, and often bring in a game master about them.

Party member 1: Did OMGHAXX take the rare again?
Party member 2: Yeah, he's such a f***ing loot ninja dude
System: OMGHAXX has obtained -Insert rare item-
System: OMGHAXX has left the party

by ShockCannon July 3, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


ninja dab

When one is taking a "dab" of wax or hash oil and a fellow stoner at the last minute "throws" or "drops" a FAT ASS piece of wax on top on what you are already smoking. It is silent and therefore deadly, making it the "ninja dab"

" damn bro, last night the homie gave me a Ninja dab while i was taking a dab' rest in peace to myself ! "

by Coraclancrew760 January 28, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


blue ninja

the police, FBI, DEA or any law enforcement agent looking to bust someone.

the blue ninjas are everywhere. protect ya neck! don't get popped and have to go upstate.

by shortyshitstain November 5, 2009

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