finger cookie

A finger cookie is after you finger your woman and give someone a cookie 🤪two sweet things at once

I just gave that guy a finger cookie, he said it tasted delicious, I mean I would like it to if it had delicious pussy and a cookie

booger finger

When one tries to do actions on touchscreen immediately after picking their nose. The booger remnants on the finger cause the finger to stick to the surface of the touchscreen.

I was about to get a top score on my tablet when I picked my nose and forgot to properly clean off my finger...booger finger.

kamikaze fingers

When someone comes in hot, out of no where. The consequences are not considered. The fingers most likely do not return to their place of origin in the same condition.

"Sometimes appendages are just worth sacrificing, here they (kamikaze fingers) come!"

Salad Fingers

Gender confused "it" that lives in the middle of nowhere, in shack #22. All of his "friends" left him to go to the great war. He randomly names objects and bugs. He has a very "colorful" imagination and a preferance for rusted metal. He likes it when the "red water" comes. He has a lack of intelectual skills and utterly terrified by human speech except for his own, as shown in episode 5. There are currently 7 episodes all of which created by David Firth.

(as Salad Fingers stabs his finger on a rusty hook) "I like it when the red water comes out"

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Pinky Finger

When you give a man the pinky finger instead of the middle finger indicating the person has a small dick.

Jerk cuts you off, you give him the pinky finger.

Jerk plays music too loud, give him the pinky finger.

Can be followed by the words Small Dick or Mr. Compensator!

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finger pound

The act of pounding a female's vagina with two or more fingers. A more vigourous version of fingering. Often also referred to as an 'FP'.

'Man I laid her down in the driveway and gave her a good finger pounding'

'I finger pounded her in the car'

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Frogger Fingers

The claw like shape that ones hands take after playing Frogger for far too long.

Steve : Hey Joe high five me!

Joe : Sorry can't man I got Frogger Fingers goin' on

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