Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

light blue nail polish

When a girl has light blue nail polish it is code for “I have a boyfriend” because when a girl asks a guy what color she should get her nails done, he will typically say “light blue”

Boy: “do you want to go on a date with me.”
Girl: “have you looked at my nails?”
Boy: “ oh your wearing light blue nail polish. Sorry.”

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Fail-Nail trade off

When you begin to fail a class or classes because you are too preoccupied nailing your girlfriend. Most would consider this a good trade.

Petus: "hey, did you hear that (insert name here) is failing spanish?"

Tony: "It's because he's too busy with his gf. This is all a very standard Fail-Nail trade off."

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fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

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toe nail fish bucket

a phrase to inflict fear in the twitch streamer imperial_valkyrie

imperial_valkrie: playing roblox on stream
chatapsy431: toenail fish bucket
imperial_valkrie: toe nail fish bucket? eww. eww, what?

Snail trapped your nail

When you make a typo, similar to " did the cat get your tongue?".

Hi Jamie, did the snail trapped your nail cos you're typing like a wussy!

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

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