you thought you ate

when someone say something lame or think they doing sum with a joke that’s not funny !!

the girl: girl stfu before i slap yo goofy ass!!
Me:girl you thought you ate !!😭

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Are you dumb or are you dumb

A rhetorical exclamation used to question an individual's intelligence. Both options in the question are purposely kept the same to reinforce the individual's low intelligence.
Widely known as the signature catchphrase of Daniel "Dexti" Su in the esports landscape.

Ali-A: Earth is flat
Dexti: Are you dumb or are you dumb?

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You Raff you ruse

A scenario in which laughter is gravely inappropriate in regards to the mood, social or personal, for reasons of professionalism, solemnity, etc., in which the desire to laugh is exponentially increased by virtue of its own prohibition.

Man: *Bursts out laughing at his boss' funeral.*

Bystander: thinking to self "you raff you ruse."

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You

I don’t know what to say!!!
Why were you silent about it?
I thought the accessory was just in preparation… not that you actually were or did do it.
My mind is confused…
My heart still and always will want and love you!!!

I love you!!!

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You said. You say

You said you love me
Then you say you don't love me
You said you need me
Then you say you don't need me
You said you want my love
Then you say my love is not what you want.

You said.
I said.
Everyone else said.
No longer between us.
You said. You say.
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales January 05, 2022

Here For You

What you say when you're going in your homies. Correction: Going in FOR your homies. Just make sure you logout first.

Also, be careful who you say it to. Can have an unintentionally sweet tone to it, depends on the mood (see below).

Me: "I'm here for you homie."
Homie: "Awwwww, thank you! Just for me?"
Me: "No, I mean I'm here to take you."
Homie: "Oh stop it! 🤭 Just tell me you love me already!"
Me: *visible confusion* "Wut..."
Homie: "Did you buy me a ring yet?! 😘"
Me: *regrets life*

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You do you, Boo

Similar to “whatever floats your boat” or “if that’s your cup of tea,” but with more of an supportive tone.

It can be used to encourage others to do what makes them happy or to stick to their values/beliefs despite opposition, or as a way to acknowledge others may do something differently than how the speaker/writer just said they do it and they won’t judge.

“I really want to wear this outfit I love but Sarah’s said it’s tacky.”
“That’s just her opinion! Her style is really different from yours but that doesn’t mean this style is bad. You do you, Boo! Own that look!”
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“Personally I think that much cream and sugar in the drink makes it a coffee-flavored dessert rather than an actual coffee, but you do you, Boo.”

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