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Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
To express dislike towards a person
When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else
Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse
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Today’s much rougher equivalent of the Wicked Witch’s warning, ”I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” from the Wizard of Oz.
Hey dawg, jus’ sayin’ “Fuck you and your little dog Fifi!”
I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.
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The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you
I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.
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Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.
Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*
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an insult directed at a person who brings a "high horse" attitude to her/his dealings with others
"well fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"
most often pronouns are used when the subject is not actually present
"well fuck her and the horse she rode in on!"
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