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A k.Z. problem

A friend zone that is worse than you can possibly image. A walking friend that every time they see a girl they turned into a friend automatically.

Are friend Kamar is A k.z. problem when it comes to girls.

by YaBoiiAfro December 14, 2017


Emoji Problems...

When a emoji doesn't pop up, and once you send it it turns into . Then people ask 'why did you type to me' and then your completely confused and embarrassed for the whole day. You then think about it for a long time and your uncomfortable and scared that your friendship will end.

Jasons Phone: Your really cute! !!
Heathers Phone: What does mean?
Jasons Phone: Oh my emojis didn't send?!
Heathers Phone: Thats what you call emojis? heh that's weird!
Jasons Phone: :'( Sorry... That was embarrassing... Emoji Problems...

by UrbanDictionaryProblems November 16, 2017


problem of indeterminacy

The indeterminacy problem in computer science is a statement that a polynomial time-wave is equal to a NON-polynomial time-wave under a hypothetical circumstance.

The problem of indeterminacy states that the draw-distance of a transfinite surface is equivalent to the surface area of a next-adjacent complex number.

A solution to the Riemann Hypothesis states that this is indeed the case.

by flightfacilities January 4, 2022


Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.

John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.

by erinod23 June 4, 2024


tall guy problem

"Tall guy problem" is a term used to describe a situation where, during a potentially confrontational or threatening moment, shorter individuals and women tend to avoid getting involved physically. This expectation arises from the assumption that taller guys are generally bigger and stronger, so they are often seen as the ones who should handle such situations. The term points out the stereotype of relying on height and physical strength to deal with conflicts.

Person A: "Did you see the argument at the club last night?"

Person B: "Yeah! Typical tall guy problem. Everyone left it to Tom, the tallest guy, to handle it."

Person A: "He handled it well, though."

Person B: "True, but being tall doesn't mean you're automatically the peacemaker."

by RainOrPeaceMaker July 21, 2023


PC Problems

When you’re gaming with your friends online and you feel a sudden urge to masturbate

Sorry lads, I got disconnected due to pc problems

by MouseStew October 19, 2020


Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023