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verb. To hear the order or rule. Almost always used sarcastically, and not in an environment where memoranda are usually written.
Apparently Bob didn't get the memo that you shouldn't do keg stands at a wedding.
Didn't she get the memo? I'm a guy -- I'm not supposed to feel emotionally vulnerable.
An utterly horrible phrase commonly used by television/radio broadcasters age 35 or greater. When a player subs out of the game, the naive analyst will eagerly explain to his audience that the athlete "is getting a blow" or "taking a blow" on the sidelines.
This is a terrible phrase because it is misleading everyone subjected to listening to the announcers and/or watching the game. While the athlete is not actually getting a blow-job from someone on the sidelines, thereby making the game interesting, he is merely getting a rest.
And Jimmer will head to the sidelines to get a blow.
v. To receive oral sex, ie. cunnilingus or a fellatio.
I got head from Kate last night.
(1) You are rapidly gaining muscle mass
or
(2) You're simply getting fat, real fast
Guy 1: E, I think I'm getting stocks.
Guy 2: Naw fool, you're just fat
the state of being extremely out of luck or in dire circumstances (usu. used with "he/she was absolutely..." or "we were absolutely..."
Shane was out of bullets, the branch he was on was cracked, and the wolves were circling beneath. He knew he was absolutely get the monkey.