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Jared

Jared Flows this tale was recorded on the year of 1962. This is a ballet to comerate the Tale of Jared.

-There once was a young lad named

Jared
-Helping the people he grew uo with livin in boxes when he opened the door he expected a fridge but it was only a box.
-twas a mournful night for this young lad named jared.
-Uncle Cliff his only true love but he did not they were related he robbed by his son but twas the end for young jared.
-Jumping into the rap game rapping with one canolie but without he just threw it away.
- that was the end for his raping game as he went on to br a father.
-through the boxes he looked weak and weary. But without a woman he lusted for more. Aroma filled the air drifitng flowing like water. And then it hit him his rap name was clear. Hureka he said as the name came on Flows 201 was born....
end prologue

Jared your box disapeared!

by The Real Flows201 April 5, 2019


Jared

"That guy" see definition of that guy

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!

by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015


Jared

The biggest dick ever in the world. This guy will genuinely make you rethink your life. He is hot as fuck, he is nice, and he is very VERY smart. I would marry him if I had the chance. Jared C’s especially, those will really make your life what you want…

Move, its a Jared. Let him fuck your girlfriends.

by Hailey Stood September 5, 2022


Jared

A Candian who likes Hockey and looks like a Discord Moderator

Is your name Jared cause you look like one?

by NattyJ_ July 20, 2023


Jared

The most toxic person ever. He also works at Food 4 Less. Fuck Jared.

Fuck Jared

by Fuck Jared August 30, 2020


Jared

A simple man resembling a cave man. He enjoys making others salty while he himself is the saltiest of them all, hailing from Salt Lake City. He does not understand adult jokes and goes into extreme shock when he sees a curse word. Jareds can often be found being nursed by wild Conners, who then proceed to eat them.

Nobody wants to be a Jared.

by BlackPoker May 24, 2018


Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.

"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"

by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 17, 2019