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noodle night

Two or more men engaging in homosexual penile activities during the nighttime.

Steven and Patrick engaged in a rough noodle night session last friday evening!

by I-h-a-v-e-m-u-n-c-h-i-e-s August 28, 2019


Noodle Shark

When a non Asian woman strictly dates Asian men.

Pedro ask Jennifer out for a date. She said no because she is strictly a noodle shark.

by pigcharm May 28, 2013


warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017


nectar noodle

The part of the butterfly in which it dips nectar from. It’s twirrely tounge. Nectar noodle.

Did you see that nectar noodle today?

by PeachyKat October 21, 2019


Shark noodling

When a male human being ejaculates inside the womb of a female human being and then reaches inside of her with his fingers and starts scooping the sperm out by the dozens or even hundreds. By doing this one hopes that his little sharks will not be able to swim and find an egg before being scooped out of her meat curtains and being slung onto the sheets, floor, toilet, her face, etc.

Wyndall: Hey JW , what's all this white stuff all over the living room?

JW: Sorry call the cleaning lady, I went shark noodling last night.

by MAG66 March 21, 2017


Noodle doodle

When you walk into a shop and then ask for a 'noodle doodle' to get a micro noodle or kimchi

Noodle doodle Jane please

by Toddw2004 September 13, 2016


floor noodles

noodles that skye eats after she drops them on the floor

ewww did you just eat floor noodles?!

by It’smebitch🤠 March 2, 2019