well that wasn't very woke of you

Something you say when someone bumps into you

Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!

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woke up feeling bussdown

When you wake up and have the urge to listen to some TCB.
You know it’s going to be a Bussdown day

I Woke up feeling Bussdown today boys

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I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

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I woke up in a new bugati

it means that u r super cool and zesty

wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.

Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

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Nigga woke up and chose violence

Another comment meme like “they did surgery on a grape” except it is targeted towards the people on comment sections that are angry and cussing. Its usually tagged along with the skull emoji

*Instagram meme page comment section*

Alanyib_739:
you stupid fuck, how can you possibly be this mentally impaired you fucking dumb shit?
User149383: @Alanyib_739 nigga woke up and chose violence☠️

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Woke Up With A Penis On His Face

Refers to falling asleep or passing out with friends around. Then awaking to some prank that involves a penis on your face, whether drawn on or actually a penis on your face.

"Hey remember when he was the first person to fall asleep at your house?"
"Yeah, he totally woke up with a penis on his face"

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