5 a side

a thin wispy moustache usually worn by a spotty pubescent youth,so called because theres 5 hairs on either side of his lip.

Check out the 5 a side muzzy on that lad

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playstation 5

If you though the PS3 was expensive at launch think again, the playstation 5s expensive (until a price drop)

Jimmy can't afford the playstation 5.

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channel 5

Absolute crap
What the Hell is channel 5?????
Shite programs

Man 1 - We can either watch channel 5 or eat your son
Man 2 - get your knife and fork out

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January 5

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!

It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!

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5-on-1

To perform the act of masturbation. 5 fingers Vs. 1 dick.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going home to play a little 5-on-1.

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5-0

noun:
1) The police
2) A skateboard grind manuever in "manual" or "wheelie" position

1) It's the 5-0! Dump out your beer.
2) He fucking switch-flip 5-0 grinded the Hubba ledge and popped it off clean.

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February 5

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

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