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something you say when someone not important says something or just their presence is near.
person not important - hey gu-
everyone else - leave! the door.
telling someone to leave or get out, the door indicating walk out the door.
someone irrelevant: *walks in*
samantha: leave! the door *points to door*
When you predict gossip.
Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”
Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”
I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure
Any accumulated organic residual film remaining in the underpants of an individual at the end of the day, consisting of one or more of the following: dead skin, hair, sweat, lint, feces, urine, and/or ejaculate.
Guy 1: See that hot barmaid with the tattoos that's been rushing around all night?
Guy 2: Yep. I bet she's kinky.
Guy1: I'd drink her bath water.
Guy2: I'd eat her day's leavings.
When you jizz in a bathtub that isn’t draining, so the jizz floats around, and then you get out and track jizz around the house.
Hey man, make sure to drain the tub after you finish so you aren’t leaving tracks in our house.
LEAVE-UH-RITE is what you do with a person or an object that should never be touched, picked up, admired, put in your pocket , or especaily taken home....
STOP RITE THERE !!
YOU ARE LOOKING AT A LEAVE-UH-RITE.
HE IS A
LEAVE-UH -RITE.... IF YOU TAKE HIM FROM THERE YOU WILL HAVE TO DO A {PUT -UH -RITE }.
It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.
(he = Dream)