Numbers Man

Term used for someone with connections. "Numbers" is a reference to having the right digits to call when things are needed.

I got my friend to hit up his numbers man and he got us this bomb chronic!

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take a number

the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"

Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."

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Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

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Dropping numbers

In gang conflicts if you turn an enemy's friends against him he has no strength in number and there won't be much if any retribution in response to giving him a green light.

Tommy is as good as dead. Los Locos Vatos dropped his numbers (dropping numbers) and now he's on the hat for all the work he put in against them!

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cereal number

The "on a scale from one to a hundred" nutritional-rating figure --- one being totally lousy and hyper-fattening, like Chocolate-Covered Sugar-Krunchies, and a hundred being a "perfect ten", like quick oats or plain shredded-wheat biscuits with whole milk and raisins --- that is assigned to a particular grain-based breakfast-selection, depending on how healthfully-balanced a food it is.

Murphy's Law: "Most any breakfast-snack will have a cereal number that is in direct inverse proportion to how tasty and appealing it is to the majority of members of the general public, especially the little ones." Ain't DAT da truth????

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Number Beep

A way of getting one's attention on the phone by pressing a number on the number pad for a little while when they will either

A) Not shut up
B) Aren't paying attention
C) Just being annoying

Robert wouldn't answer me when I was talking to him so I number beeped him to get his attention

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forever numbers

a group of lottery numbers that is significant to one,and will always play.

no matter how small the jackpot is,i will always play my forever numbers.1,5,13,17,35 (22)

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