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a copious quantity of anything frustrating particularly in academia.
I have a butt load of lousy history papers to grade
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1. A Massive amount ejcaulate exiting ones penis, or dripping from a recievers gaping rectal cavity.
1. "After Joe finished fucking Kate, she squatted over his mouth and let the FUCK LOAD drip into his mouth."
2. "My God Mike, the FUCK LOAD you sprayed onto my tits sure was warm and moist."
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Refers to the leftover mess when a man ejaculates (usually through masturbation) without washing his hands, leaving traces of semen on his hands or other parts of his body. Others near the carrier of the ghost load often come into contact with the body part afflicted by the ghost load without ever knowing it, hence the term "ghost" load.
Can be used as a noun or a verb, i.e. "ghost loaded".
Example 1:
John: "Sorry boss, I forgot to wash my hands after my mid-morning whack. I think I got ghost load on that Rep from Anderson Corp. when I shook his hand."
Jack: "It's mistakes like this we can't afford to make, John! You're fired!"
Example 2:
"Let's go to the club and go ghost loading."
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The amount of stuff it would take to fill YOUR toilet high enough to touch your butt while you are sitting on the seat.
wow this is a butt load of jelly beans!
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The act of crapping on someone's laundry.
Jeremy is an asshole, so I left a load of darks in his hamper.
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Like a regular shotgun with a beer can, but after you make the hole in the can you then pour about 2 shots of any liqueur inside.
"Yo bro lets frat hard and do a loaded shotgun."
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Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.
However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".
If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"
Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"
But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
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