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National ask you friend out day if you ask someone out 50 out of 50 percent change they will say yes
On November 2 my friend Jack said yes
When, during oral sex, a dude finishes in a ridiculously short amount of time.
From golf where a Par 2 shot is done in two "strokes".
Girl 1: So was that guy last night any good in the sack?
Girl 2: Naw, he was a Par 2. Barely got his pants off before he finished.
Girl 1: That's Naaaastyyyy!
A game where no matter how hard you try, you cannot get your friends to play.
Person 1: “Yo can you download destiny 2 today?”
Person 2: “Yeah sure.”
One month later
Person 1: “Bro please download destiny”
Person 2: “I don’t got space on my computer”
3👍 2👎
Double penetration in the play place at a McDonald's. Comes with fries and a soft drink.
"Let me get a McDick 2! I'll show you my golden arches ;) Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"
National best friend appreciation day, the day where all friends send appreciation gifts or make appreciation posts about each other! To remind them they’re appreciated💪
“Hey I made a video about you on tik tok”
“Thanks! I look so good :)”
“You’re welcome!!”
“But why’d you do it?”
“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”
“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”
Hawaii. A way of going all out, over the top, with being funny or supporting.
Me: Whoa, Alema you really went 2 millz for this costume party!
Alema: Yeah hah!
A girl who sell her body or sexual attention for $2.
Anyone who'll do anything sexual for $2.
1. Eva is a $2 Hoe.
2. Miss Williams is a $2 Hoe, she'll do anything for $2.