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Sorry bro I hate ratchet momma night
A momma Eagle is someone who always looks out for their friends. They would stand up for their friends before they'd stand up for themselves. Momma Eagle also has a "nest" her nest is her close group of friends that she looks after and will sacrifice herself for.
Person 1: "I need help, I'm hurt"
Person 2: I can't get to you in time. I don't know what to do.
(Eagle screech heard in the distance )
Momma Eagle: don't worry. I am on my way. I'll save you.
Person 1: (does something dumb)
Momma Eagle: "you're not allowed in my nest anymore kobi"
Momma block is the most spectacular of all moms. She is selfless, and will do anything to make you happy. She works so hard, and you are so grateful for her everyday. No matter how hard her day was, Momma Block will come home with a smile on her face and greet you with open arms. She has a top notch fashion sense and will never let you leave the house looking homeless. She is beautiful, and is so humble that she will never accept your compliments or ever take a moment to realize how amazing she is. She is generous, loving, caring, funny (sometimes), and truly a delight to be around. Also, she makes really good tacos and guacamole, so that’s nice. There aren’t enough words in this dictionary to express how much you love her. You hope one day you can maker her proud and pay her back for everything she has done for you. But overall, everyone deserves to have a momma block in their life, because it will make their life a million times better, and don’t ever forget that.
“ Yo, who is that lady super cool lady over there with that amazing outfit on?”
“Oh, that’s Momma Block. You aren’t cool enough to talk to her.”
A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75
Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜
Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.
I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.