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Forget about Netflix and chill, it's time for Amazon Prime.
Girl: Netflix and chill?
Boy: I have something better
Girl: what?
Boy: Amazon Prime and sexy time
Girl: *takes her clothes off*
A middle aged furry man that is looks simple enough but is unable to be set on fire because he is coated in scotch guard. He has hoes in different area codes and loves driving a weenie mobile in and out the garage. Works in the animal waste division. Absolute Legend.
The Prime Minister Prick Nasty takes butt plugs seriously.
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Prime Time Pigeon Activity is the exact time of 3:44 A.M. PTPA isn’t at 3:44 P.M. Only for pussies is PTPA during the P.M. Only real men know Prime time pigeon activity.
“This is my 5th day in a row experiencing Prime Time Pigeon Activity, I need to start going to sleep earlier.”
The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum
Aye Kiki you tryna slide so I can Amazon Prime and Hit From Behind
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Optimus Prime, is the last remaining Prime, and the leader of the Autobots. He is a wise, a skilled brawler, and dedicated leader, not perfect, but a good leader, he and his fellow Autobots, Bumblebee, Ironhide, Jazz, and Ratchet, they seek to find the AllSpark, and protect it from Decepticon hands at all costs.
We should all try to be like him
I met Optimus Prime from Transformers 2007!
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To have anal sex inside a semi truck and orgasm so loud that you make a transforming sound
She orgasmed in the truck so loud that I thought she was transforming into Rectumis Prime
Superboy prime is the superlative of boy prime. Boy prime is someone who enjoys stuffing objects, preferably big black dildos, up their rectum. Essentially Superboy prime means a really big fag.
Yo the biggest Superboy primes are Elton John, Perez Hilton, and rainfall
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