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A Pack and a Half is a TINY male erectile organ of copulation.
Basically, the reproductive organ attached to a man's body which is extremely small (comparable to the tiny cock on a young child boy).
This itsy-bitsy member is typically under 3.54331 inches (or 9cm) in erect size and is generally useless to the broader female population.
A penis so miniature that during coitus it cannot be felt inside the vagina and therefore serves no real function.
The term "pack and a half" has been coined as a reference point. By placing one Sugar Twin sweetener package on the table and then placing another sweetener package directly on top of the first one at the half-way point, one can accurately measure the pint-sized protuberance.
(Group of girlfriends enjoying a glass of wine)
LADY #1- "Sooooo.... tell us about last night?"
LADY #2- "Yeah, C'mon give us the deets!!!"
LADY #3- (Gently and sadly places one sweeten pack at the half-way point over another Splenda pack) and sighs "He was packing all right....pack and a half styles...."
LADY #1 & #2- (Burst out laughing) "Ohhhhh Noooooooo" "That's so sad!"
Disclaimer: Not to be confused with what men typically think is packing because it most certainly is not! Women have secretly been laughing for decades behind the backs of men with dicks of no significance.
to pack items for a trip, then you discover you still need them and have to dig them back out.
He pre-packed his clothes three days too soon and had nothing to wear.
Where some one packs their meat into a cooch
Damn nigga lemme pack a cooch you
When a group of three or more old ladies remove their dentures and perform sloppy, wet, toothless head on your engorged knob.
I had a pack of gummies last night. What a feeling of skin to gum. They were hungry.
Gramps says I should visit him at the home. He says he will get me a pack of gummies.
Vaginal sex. See also hatchet wound.
I’m headed home. Rachel is begging me to pack the wound tonight.
Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
Making large amount money selling large amounts of tree. If you cropped out large in croptober you need ta hustle packs.
Yo I'm trying ta get paid, so I'm going ta hustle packs this November.