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feel like munchin' and crunchin' ? Perfect . Don't know what to say to someone or your brain just decides to turn off for a minute? Good!
Mom: " Did you wash the dishes? "
You: " Munch and crunch, snickers. Dark chocolate kitkat. "
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.
An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
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When you're eating something even when you don't need to.
Tod:Bro we need to go right now
Jim:Let me munch up first chill
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Subject to interpretation but generally means to tell someone to bit a cock, but "one" could mean any number of genitalia.
The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.
sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch