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advanced organism

An advanced organism is the opposite of a Normi/Normy, someone with the knowledge and creativity that is beyond "normal". Their mental power surpasses incredibly that of a "Normal Person".

Normi: LOL u guys!!!!11!! I have a limited edition 1000 degree slime fidget spinnerz.
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?

by Memelord_1337 July 27, 2017


In a real organization

"In a real organization..." is the start of a sentence that is used to sarcastically mock an organization or similar entity that is being a cheapskate or is doing something unprofessionally. The format of the sentence is usually "In a real organization they do/have something" which implies that the organization the speaker is mocking does not do/have that something even though it should. The context should also make it clear what is missing from the current organization but it can also be explained in the sentence.

If the organization is hierarchical, the ones at the bottom of the hierarchy may use this sentence for complaining. In those cases the "In a real organization..." remarks are not meant to be heard by the ones higher up in the hierarchy as they would most likely consider them insulting.

When used by coworkers as described above, this phrase can also boost the team spirit as it indicates that you have a common problem and suffer from it together. In these cases the form "If this was a real organization, we'd do/have something" is also common.

The word "organization" can also be replaced with anything that describes the environment more accurately: software company, library, warehouse, etc.

Example 1: "In a real army we would've received a full magazine of blanks for this exercise, instead of just five rounds."

Example 2: "If this was a real IT company we would have a dedicated continuous integration server."

Example 3: "In a real library you'd have a dedicated shelf of sci-fi novels."

Example 4: "In a real organization you would've had a raise by now."

by ZeroOne^ July 22, 2010


Hangover Organ

When you're hungover and generally feel like crap and everything hurts, it's your hangover organ

Mike drank too much last night and everything sucks, so his hangover organ hurts.

by inkedup June 9, 2017


open-source organization

An organization based around the premise of open-source and open-contribution.

Alex created an open-source organization so that the internet worked for free instead of money.

by padenfool February 17, 2022


Organ Shower

To drink an excessive amount of liquid in a short period of time.

Jeff: I'm very thirsty, do you have any water?
George: no, just take a quick organ shower with the tap water.

by underwater_criminal March 19, 2022


Super Organic Gentleman

A respectful gentleman who holds a purse for a beautiful woman after eating crepes at the mall

What a super organic gentleman he is”

by The Super Organic Gentleman March 21, 2022


organic chemistry

torture

organic chemistry

by i eat uranium fuel rods July 28, 2022