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What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away
Half of everything I own: *exists*
Karen: abra ca dab-bruh
Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*
Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*
Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Digging your own grave means doing smth. that is going to effect you negatively
-Nick Cannon:”I will diss Eminem ob my song’The Invitation’”
+”You are digging your own grave ,man”
When someone keeps walking/bumping into you when you're walking side by side
Bump! Hey lean on your own lunch will you
Making a mistake that hurts you
While golfing I mistakenly hit/used the wrong club. As a result the ball went out of bounds. Thats backing into your own stink
Pay attention to what is going on with you and not with your neighbor/sibling/etc
At dinner you are fighting with your sisters/brothers and your parents say - gap in your own plate - stop paying attention to what others are doing
John: Can I help you deal with your breakup?
Linda: puff your own joint, would ya?
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town