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1. when a talentless douche comes in 2, becoming double the trouble
2. Nothing else
what a Trey Parker and Matt Stone move
why wouldn't you parker first? befo da falking and pounding, i mean. dats whaz i talk 'bout mofo
I drove all the way to a small country town before i finally falked 'er park 'er and pounded 'er.
april 29 of every four years poke a parker’s tits.
I poked parker’s tits bro. it’s national poke parker’s tit day hype chad.national poke parker’s tit day.
Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.
Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.
As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.
"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"
when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award
Person two: why
Person one: because he was out standing in his field
Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker