Phil Collins Moment

It's like that part from "In the Air Tonight", where the moment you hear the drum solo halfway through the song, you instantaneously start air drumming along. It doesn’t matter where you are or what you're doing when you hear it either. Whether it is in your car while you’re stuck in traffic, or in line at the grocery store, you're drumming along like you're kicking an invisible mugger's ass.

Wilcox: "So what happened?"

Arnett: "We were in a crowded bar, and I had a Phil Collins Moment, and when I stopped and looked around, the rest of the bar was doing it too, so I kept doing it"

Bruce: "What's a Phil Collins....Moment?"

Clark: "You know, its that one drum part from that one Phil Collins song that everyone drums to?"

Bruce: "Oh gotcha"

Clark: "I had a Phil Collins Moment the other day in the car. I accidentally hit my mom in the face. That song Simple by Collective Soul came on. You know that part at 32 seconds? I couldnt stop myself"

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Dr. Phil

Verb. The act of telling an unknowing suspect B*ll5&*t in order to get the unknowing suspect to feel a certain way or believe certain events happened. The B*ll5&*t is usually based loosely on known psychological flaws that occur in the human brain’s way of processing information. This act is usually most successful when used by someone with a Dr. in their name giving that unknowing suspect the false sense of security that they have superior knowledge to others.

"Are you trying to Dr. Phil me? Because what you just said sounds like complete b*ll5&*t."

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Pulling a Phil

The act in which you set your alarm clock in order to wake up in the middle of the night or early morning to have sex with your significant other, whether it be male or female.

Last night I came home and my wife didn't want to have sex with me, so i ended up Pulling a Phil and set my alarm for 4:30am.

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dr phil

the sexiest man alive

“look at dr phil he sure is sexy”

“and he’s thiccc too”

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Phil Collins Hour

Anytime after 5 pm the first Phil Collins song plays on the radio.

*In the Air Tonight*
Kai: OH MY GOD! It's Phil Collins Hour! YES! Let me tell everyone to tune in.

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dont feed phil

a day when bam told phil he couldnt eat for 24 hours and put up billboarda and even when they went to a turbonegro concert, started a chant of phil is fat

poor fat phil, hes so fat.

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Phil the Half Dollar

When a "straight" man has anal sex with a gay man under the pretense that it is his first time. (see Jim the Nickel) However, is very experienced in the act.

Harold went home with that guy last night becaue he thought he was getting to Jim the Nickel but found out he ended up with Phil the Half Dollar.

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