Random
Source Code

Tech panic

Gay panic for technicians

I’m having tech panic

by Dr Fhil May 7, 2022


Blasian Panic

When a sexy, black stud, with a massive cock inserts foreign matter carlessly up an Asian woman’s pussy, forgetting their petite nature, and causing the woman to momentarily panic and moan in discomfort.

Kim Wong has Blasian Panic after D’Vontay was fingering her, aimed for the clit and went two inches too deep causing Kim to cry and state that she will finish on her own.

by HumpMyAssDaddy November 30, 2023


Pubic Panic

The dread and chaotic cleanup that follows when a man shaves his nuts in a heat of passion without planning for disposal of his cleaved-off pubes beforehand.

I shaved my Wookiee nuts last night, and when I was done the bathroom was practically wearing a fursuit, but then my sister knocked on the door which sent me into full-on Pubic Panic.

by Spaceagesocks March 8, 2021


Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023


Paniccing

A term used by Spyno3Huncho, in a tweet on November 17th, 2022. This term means that you are in a stressful, or overwhelming situation.

No paniccing.

by eimo December 12, 2022


Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo May 14, 2018


Panic Hands

The movement performed by a nude male on chatroulette when he realizes you aren't a female and you haven't hit Next fast enough.

"Yo, Tony. This shit is hilarious. Asian dudes have the fastest panic hands."

by TheBestDayEverSpongebobReferen January 24, 2012