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A dumbass who just sits there doing absolutely nothing, drools in his sleep, and annoys Squidward with Spongebob
Spongebob: Patrick wanna go jellyfishing?
Patrick Star: Ok (starts sleeping and drooling).
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the male equivalent of Debbie Downer.
Stop being a pansy Patrick.
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A brilliant British comedian who co-wrote and appeared in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and also had starring roles in Phoenix Nights and That Peter Kay Thing.
"Is he chinese?" "No I only had' yellow crayon"
"And I'll do your dentist a favour and knock them bastards out"
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1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
When Noel Miller gets dms, he reads about when people patrick shwavyyy it up lol its lit
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Definitely on the list of the most derpy characters on Spongebob Squarepants. He only appears in one episode... Or does he?
patrick not-star be derpy
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(n)An awesome , completely mentally deficient starfish who ingests a large amount of chronic and is constantly going over to spongebob's house to get drug money.
(v) To be a sexy starfish who likes smoking weed and getting underwater pussy.
Patrick Star: spongebob pass the blunt
Spongebob : fuck off
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