Pearl Harbour

To wake up an unsuspecting person by inserting one's penis in to the victims anus or mouth. (Multiple points of entry through the use marital aids or phallic vegetables are acceptable and encouraged... (Obvious for female aggressors))

Jane had been star fishing for months, so I pulled a Pearl Harbour this morning to get her involved.

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oriental pearl

An Asian clitoris

My Asian girlfriend creamed when I tickled her Oriental Pearl

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tampax pearl

best tampon ever to use

i going insert my tampax pearl

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pearl jobs

licking a girls nipples

derived from how a pearl is round and a nipple feels like licking a pearl

I would like to give that girl with big boobs a pearl job!

Do you like pearl jobs?

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Pearl Diving

When your swimming in a pool and you jack off and let your jizz float around the pool and then you swim around and catch it.

Im going pearl diving in my pool before anyone gets home.

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ass pearls

A small willnott on one's ass, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.

Oh man that guy smells like crap, he's probably got ass pearls.

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pearl necklace

1. the aftermath of titty fucking. the splooj shot off around her neck resembles a string of pearls

Here...I got you this pearl necklace for your birthday... "splat!"

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