Phone Elbow

A soreness or aching of the elbow joint due to extended periods of phone conversation.

Guy 1: I had to take some Advil for my arm

Guy 2: Whats wrong with it?

Guy 1: Not much, just a little bit of phone elbow.

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Phone Jack

When another person steals your phone whilst you are writing a text message or to update your facebook status. They then finish your sentence, using sexual or derogatory comments.

Text message to friend "Yeah im gonna call dad in 30 mins 'to see if he wants to suck my cock' " - Phone jacked.

Facebook Status "Andrew Loves Penis" - Phone jacked

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phone horny

when one is excessively in the mood for phone sex

I was talking to Adriana the other day and all she could talk about was how phone horny she was.

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phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

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Phone sex

In рhоnе ѕеx, hеr imаginаtiоn iѕ frее tо mаkе thе ѕсеnе аѕ ѕеxу аѕ роѕѕiblе. Evеrуthing iѕ реrfесt in рhоnе ѕеx, bесаuѕе it iѕ аll imаginаtiоn. And thuѕ, рhоnе sex iѕ a vеrу роwеrful tооl. Phоnе ѕеx givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо tаlk dirtу tо уоur wоmаn. Bеѕt оf аll, it givеѕ уоu a liсеnѕе tо mаkе rеаl thingѕ that уоu аnd hеr hаvе nоt yet dоnе. Get really good aat it by calling a pro at 1 800 LiveGirls. Then you'll have some real Phone Sex game.

Yo baby gimme some phone sex Please

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Phone Box

1.see Public Toilet.
2.a box containing a Phone that can be used in exchange for currency

Bloke 1: 'I need a piss'
Bloke 2: 'Go f'one in t'phone box'

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Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

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